Take a minute.
Now, imagine what else could be awesome if you added guns.
Raggedy Ann and Andy (have guns).
A visit to the strip club (with guns).
First date, long walk on the beach (somebody has a gun).
The National Republican Convention (and everybody has a gun... this one almost happened).
Pop helps Junior assemble his first train set (where'd that gun come from?)
The first time open reader (has a gun).
The opportunities are endless.
Take a gander at A Little Black by Brendan Constantine. I couldn't find one of his Letters to Guns online, so this will have to do.