22/30: In Defense of the Annoying

We all have bad habits or things that annoy those close to us.

Slurping our soup.  Clearing our throats between every sentence.  Eating with our mouths open.  Snoring.  Always answering a question with another question.

Choose one of yours, or invent one (if you can't think of one, which in and of itself may point to one you don't realize you have.  Note to self.)

Write a poem defending, possibly even glorifying your habit(s).

Celebrate it.  Convince your reader.  Make them apologize for being annoyed.